Favorite M$ Quotes

From an Network World Article that I recieved a couple days back some of my favorite quotes from M$ executives

• In A February interview, Gates says about his customers "Let's face it the average computer user has the brain of a spider monkey"
• Ballmer on Microsoft's standing in the marketplace: " We don't have a monopoly. We have market share. There's a difference"

There are 15 of them in the original but these two realy speak to me.  Kudos to the Network World d00ds.